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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   04/05/11, 03:35 pm

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OMG! I couldn't believe my ears when I started hearing that guy going at it. That was amazing. All those accents were great, but I liked these the best: U.S. American-Southern, German, Russian, Italian, Indian, and Nigerian. hahahahah Very Happy

Thanks Frances. That sums it up for me today. cheers


Let's find out if you're gonna laugh at these: Wink

1. It was so hot today... All the corn on the stalks started popping and flying through
the air. The cows thought it was snowing. And they froze to death.

2. It was so hot today... Satan decided to take the day off.

3. It was so hot today... Even the sun was looking for some shade!

4. It was so hot today... That Dennis Rodman went out without a bra!

5. It was so hot today... The chickens were laying hard-boiled eggs.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   02/08/11, 12:22 am

Ok Let's make this topic again alive! Very Happy Twisted Evil


PC maniac is telling a story to his friends: 'I came home and I saw my wife, naked, with an unknown guy in the bed! They looked at me, the look was freezy almost mocking! I had a feeling something bad happened. I went to check my PC and really! Those bit*es changed my password!!!' lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   02/08/11, 01:49 am

Q: What do you call a blonde girl standing on her head?
A: A brunette with bad breath
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   02/08/11, 01:53 am

A priest, a rabbi, 3 children, a lawyer, and the pilot are in a plane. The plane is about to crash. The pilot grabs a parachute and jumps off.
Lawyer: WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE TOO!!
Rabbi: The childrens come first!
Lawyer: SKREW the childrens!!
Priest: Do we have time?


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   03/09/11, 01:02 am



She deserved this and more Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   21/09/11, 08:49 am

LOL, what friends are they. Very Happy They should win... Twisted Evil

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   22/09/11, 08:06 am

ajajajajaja lool

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   23/09/11, 10:30 pm

BRAVO!!!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   23/09/11, 11:19 pm

i just had a bad day i know i dont have too drop it on you guys sorry its not my behavior normaly

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   24/09/11, 12:49 am

I am sorry for your aunt Marty, and I understand you could have a bad day.
Important is that it's over of bs now.
All will be forgotten okay? Smile

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PostSubject: :( ejjeje   24/09/11, 03:18 am

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   24/09/11, 03:19 am

lol! Poor fish

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   24/09/11, 03:19 am

ajajja xD

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   24/09/11, 09:38 am

Jajajajaja XD

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   15/10/11, 02:56 am

lol!







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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   27/10/11, 03:51 am

For Lisa and Raul Laughing lol!
What Americans don't have any clue about. Shocked


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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   27/10/11, 04:53 am

Omg, I loved it ! Thanks for that Jana Very Happy
"How many sides does a triangle have? -There is no sides" lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes/Fun   17/11/11, 12:59 pm

lol! I am evidentually posting for myself lol






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